Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class
You know it’s sexism and oppressing women and not just people having “personal preferences” about other people’s appearances, when her shaving choice is considered “gross” by almost all of society, and his is just considered a shaving choice.
You know it’s sexism and oppressing women when she’s practically ostracized by society for the shaving choice she makes, and everyone just allows him to make any choice about his beard because hey, some people may think it’s attractive, some may think he’d be more attractive with a different beard length, but it’s his choice.
~There’s going to be a Polina Semionova Calendar.
has been opened
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
important character development questions
- under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
- what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
- whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
- what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
- i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one